{"id":1209,"date":"2017-08-08T18:27:12","date_gmt":"2017-08-08T09:27:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brighture.jp\/b-blog\/?p=1209"},"modified":"2017-08-25T11:54:00","modified_gmt":"2017-08-25T02:54:00","slug":"butts-and-bruises%e3%80%9c%e3%81%8a%e3%81%97%e3%82%8a%e3%81%a8%e3%81%82%e3%81%96","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brighture.jp\/b-blog\/1209","title":{"rendered":"\u82f1\u8a9e\u30a8\u30c3\u30bb\u30a4\uff1aButts And Bruises\u301c\u304a\u3057\u308a\u3068\u3042\u3056"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Not that I\u2019m counting but \u2026 six. That\u2019s how many \u2018man butts\u2019 four months of taking the trains of Tokyo have made me touch.<p \/> \r\n\r\n<p>\u304d\u3061\u3093\u3068\u6570\u3048\u3066\u3044\u305f\u308f\u3051\u3067\u306f\u306a\u3044\u306e\u3060\u3051\u308c\u3069&#8230; 6\u56de\u3002\u305d\u308c\u306f4\u30f6\u6708\u9593\u3001\u6771\u4eac\u306e\u96fb\u8eca\u306b\u4e57\u3063\u3066\u3044\u308b\u3046\u3061\u306b\u79c1\u304c\u300c\u7537\u6027\u306e\u304a\u3057\u308a\u300d\u306b\u89e6\u308c\u3066\u3057\u307e\u3063\u305f\u56de\u6570\u3002<p \/>\r\n\r\n<p>No, I\u2019m not whining against Japan\u2019s transportation system. God knows I am in no position to do so because though I would forever bask in the comfort of Cebu\u2019s snug jeepneys and ever affordable taxi cabs, I am familiar with how people the world over consider them insufferable.\r\n<br>This is not a complaint against man butts either. I mean, they\u2019re nothing but fluffy, fat pillows necessary to the human anatomy &#8211; they\u2019re not entirely unpleasant to the touch.<p \/>\r\n\r\n<p>\u79c1\u306f\u65e5\u672c\u306e\u4ea4\u901a\u30b7\u30b9\u30c6\u30e0\u306b\u5bfe\u3057\u3066\u6587\u53e5\u3092\u8a00\u3063\u3066\u3044\u308b\u8a33\u3058\u3083\u306a\u3044\u3002\u79c1\u304c\u305d\u3046\u3059\u308b\u7acb\u5834\u306b\u306a\u3044\u3053\u3068\u3092\u795e\u69d8\u306f\u77e5\u3063\u3066\u3044\u3089\u3063\u3057\u3083\u308b\u3002\u30bb\u30d6\u3067\u306f\u79c1\u306b\u3074\u3063\u305f\u308a\u306e\u30b8\u30fc\u30d7\u30cb\u30fc\u3068\u3001\u3044\u3064\u3067\u3082\u304a\u624b\u9803\u4fa1\u683c\u306e\u30bf\u30af\u30b7\u30fc\u3092\u6c38\u9060\u306b\u697d\u3057\u3093\u3067\u3044\u3089\u308c\u305f\u3051\u308c\u3069\u3001\u4e16\u754c\u4e2d\u306e\u4eba\u3005\u304c\u305d\u308c\u3092\u53d7\u3051\u5165\u308c\u3089\u308c\u306a\u3044\u3053\u3068\u3082\u3092\u3088\u304f\u308f\u304b\u3063\u3066\u3044\u308b\u3002\r\n<br>\u3053\u308c\u306f\u4eba\u306e\u304a\u3057\u308a\u306b\u5bfe\u3059\u308b\u82e6\u60c5\u3067\u3082\u306a\u3044\u3002\u304a\u3057\u308a\u306f\u4eba\u9593\u306e\u89e3\u5256\u5b66\u7684\u306b\u5fc5\u8981\u306a\u3001\u305f\u3060\u306e\u3075\u308f\u3075\u308f\u306b\u81a8\u3089\u3093\u3060\u6795\u3060\u3057\u306d \uff0d \u305d\u308c\u306b\u3001\u611f\u89e6\u304c\u8d85\u7d76\u4e0d\u5feb\u3068\u3044\u3046\u308f\u3051\u3067\u3082\u306a\u3044\u3002<p \/>\r\n\r\n<p>To be clear, I don\u2019t ride the train every morning thinking \u201cWell, today seems like a good day to grope some unsuspecting guy\u201d. I am aware of how sensitive the issue is in Japan and have no intent of placing my hands where they don\u2019t belong. There is absolutely no mens rea here, people.<p \/>\r\n\r\n<p>\u306f\u3063\u304d\u308a\u3055\u305b\u3066\u304a\u304f\u3051\u308c\u3069\u3001\u79c1\u306f\u6bce\u671d\u300c\u3042\u3089\u3001\u4eca\u65e5\u306f\u602a\u3057\u307e\u308c\u306a\u3044\u624b\u3054\u308d\u306a\u7537\u6027\u3092\u635c\u3059\u306b\u306f\u3044\u3044\u65e5\u3060\u308f\u300d\u306a\u3093\u3066\u8003\u3048\u306a\u304c\u3089\u96fb\u8eca\u306b\u4e57\u3063\u3066\u3044\u308b\u8a33\u3058\u3083\u306a\u3044\u3002 \u79c1\u306f\u3053\u306e\u554f\u984c\u304c\u65e5\u672c\u3067\u3069\u308c\u307b\u3069\u30bb\u30f3\u30b7\u30c6\u30a3\u30d6\u304b\u308f\u304b\u3063\u3066\u3044\u308b\u3057\u3001\u672c\u6765\u3042\u308b\u3079\u304d\u3058\u3083\u306a\u3044\u3068\u3053\u308d\u306b\u81ea\u5206\u306e\u624b\u3092\u7f6e\u304f\u3064\u3082\u308a\u3082\u306a\u3044\u3002 \u307f\u306a\u3055\u3093\u3001\u7d76\u5bfe\u306b\u6545\u610f\u3058\u3083\u3042\u308a\u307e\u305b\u3093\u304b\u3089\u3002<p \/>\r\n<BR>\r\n<img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/brighture.jp\/b-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2017\/08\/butt-1-1024x536.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1024\" height=\"536\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-1217\" srcset=\"https:\/\/brighture.jp\/b-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2017\/08\/butt-1-1024x536.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/brighture.jp\/b-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2017\/08\/butt-1-300x157.jpg 300w, https:\/\/brighture.jp\/b-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2017\/08\/butt-1-768x402.jpg 768w, https:\/\/brighture.jp\/b-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2017\/08\/butt-1-700x366.jpg 700w, https:\/\/brighture.jp\/b-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2017\/08\/butt-1.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/>\r\n<BR>\r\n<p>But that\u2019s precisely the thing. When the train is packed and simply making your way from the doors to the nearest seat available just would not suffice, how come I never seem to know what to do with my hands? (Or my feet for that matter. Or my face. The face is a big issue.) \r\n<br>When five inches is already considered a rare and wide distance between two people, is there a proper way to act? Back home, there is only one rule and it is very simple &#8211; hold on for dear life.<p \/> \r\n\r\n<p>\u3060\u3051\u3069\u3001\u305d\u308c\u304c\u554f\u984c\u306a\u306e\u3060\u3002 \u96fb\u8eca\u304c\u6df7\u3093\u3067\u3044\u3066\u3001\u30c9\u30a2\u304b\u3089\u4e00\u756a\u8fd1\u3044\u7a7a\u5e2d\u306b\u5411\u304b\u3046\u3060\u3051\u3067\u306f\u6e08\u307e\u306a\u3044\u5834\u5408\u3001\u81ea\u5206\u306e\u624b\u3092\u3069\u3046\u3059\u3079\u304d\u304b\u308f\u304b\u3089\u306a\u3044\u306e\u306f\u306a\u305c\u306a\u3093\u3060\u308d\u3046\uff1f \uff08\u3042\u308b\u3044\u306f\u305d\u308c\u304c\u79c1\u306e\u8db3\u3067\u3042\u308c\u3001\u9854\u3067\u3042\u308c\u3002\u9854\u306f\u5927\u304d\u306a\u554f\u984c\u306a\u306e\u3088\u306d\u3002\uff09\r\n<BR>5\u30a4\u30f3\u30c1\uff08\u7d0413\u30bb\u30f3\u30c1\uff09\u3042\u3063\u305f\u3089\u3059\u3067\u306b2\u4eba\u306e\u4eba\u9593\u306e\u9593\u3067\u306f\u8cb4\u91cd\u3067\u5e83\u3044\u8ddd\u96e2\u3068\u8003\u3048\u3089\u308c\u3066\u3044\u308b\u5834\u5408\u3001\u9069\u5207\u306a\u884c\u52d5\u306f\u4f55\u306a\u3093\u3060\u308d\u3046\uff1f\r\n\u79c1\u306e\u56fd\u306b\u306f\u3001\u305f\u3060\u4e00\u3064\u306e\u3001\u305d\u3057\u3066\u3068\u3066\u3082\u30b7\u30f3\u30d7\u30eb\u306a\u30eb\u30fc\u30eb\u304c\u3042\u308b \uff0d \u5fc5\u6b7b\u306b\u306a\u3063\u3066\u3057\u304c\u307f\u3064\u304f\u306e\u3088\u3002<p \/>\r\n\r\n<p>You hail an oncoming jeepney then hold on to the nearest post for dear life as the vehicle rushes towards you before coming to an abrupt stop. Then, as you step on the jeepney platform, be sure to hold on for dear life in the slight chance that the driver decides to step on the pedal before your behind reaches a seat.<p \/>\r\n\r\n<p>\u8fd1\u3065\u3044\u3066\u304f\u308b\u30b8\u30fc\u30d7\u30cb\u30fc\u3092\u547c\u3073\u6b62\u3081\u308b\u3068\u3001\u3042\u306a\u305f\u306b\u5411\u304b\u3063\u3066\u7a81\u9032\u3057\u3066\u304d\u3066\u4e71\u66b4\u306b\u6025\u505c\u6b62\u3059\u308b\u304b\u3089\u3001\u4e00\u756a\u8fd1\u3044\u624b\u3059\u308a\u306b\u5fc5\u6b7b\u306b\u3057\u304c\u307f\u3064\u304f\u306e\u3002\u30b8\u30fc\u30d7\u30cb\u30fc\u306e\u4e57\u964d\u53e3\u306b\u8db3\u3092\u4e57\u305b\u3066\u304b\u3089\u5ea7\u5e2d\u306b\u7740\u304f\u524d\u306b\u904b\u8ee2\u624b\u304c\u30a2\u30af\u30bb\u30eb\u30da\u30c0\u30eb\u3092\u8e0f\u3080\u308f\u305a\u304b\u306a\u53ef\u80fd\u6027\u304c\u3042\u308b\u304b\u3089\u3001\u304d\u3061\u3093\u3068\u3057\u304c\u307f\u3064\u3044\u3066\u3044\u308b\u3088\u3046\u306b\u6c17\u3092\u3064\u3051\u3066\u3002<p \/>\r\n\r\n<p>During the entire trip, whether you are snuggled on your seat, a few spaces from the next passenger or are literally breathing the air of the person right beside you, your hands will never find themselves in any awkward position (i.e. grasping a man&#8217;s butt) because guess what? That\u2019s right. Your hands are busy holding on to the upperhead railings for dear life!<p \/> \r\n\r\n<p>\u4e57\u8eca\u4e2d\u3001\u96a3\u306e\u4e57\u5ba2\u3068\u306e\u9593\u306b\u5feb\u9069\u306a\u8ddd\u96e2\u304c\u3042\u308d\u3046\u3068\u3001\u6587\u5b57\u901a\u308a\u6a2a\u306b\u3044\u308b\u4eba\u306e\u5410\u3044\u305f\u606f\u3092\u5438\u3063\u3066\u3044\u308b\u306b\u305b\u3088\u3001\u81ea\u5206\u306e\u624b\u304c\u5384\u4ecb\u306a\u4f4d\u7f6e\uff08\u4f8b\u3048\u3070\u3001\u7537\u6027\u306e\u304a\u3057\u308a\u3092\u63b4\u3080\u3068\u304b\uff09\u306b\u3042\u308b\u3053\u3068\u306f\u6c7a\u3057\u3066\u306a\u3044\u3002\u3069\u3046\u3057\u3066\u304b\u308f\u304b\u308b\uff1f \u305d\u3046\u3002\u3042\u306a\u305f\u306e\u624b\u306f\u5929\u4e95\u306e\u624b\u3059\u308a\u3092\u5fc5\u6b7b\u3067\u63b4\u3093\u3067\u3044\u308b\u306e\u3088\uff01<p \/>\r\n\r\n<p>The first few times I rode the train, I was eleven. And though those were far bumpier rides than the ones I currently labor through every morning, there were less people and I was too enamored by the spectacle of it to care about anything else. This sense of wonder continued in the years that followed but only a few months of playing rat race in Tokyo&#8217;s trains was quick to change my mind. If there&#8217;s one thing I learned about living in Tokyo, it&#8217;s that the city has a way of  taking away its own charm.<p \/>\r\n\r\n<p>\u521d\u3081\u3066\u96fb\u8eca\u306b\u4e57\u3063\u305f\u6700\u521d\u306e\u6570\u56de\u3001\u79c1\u306f\u307e\u306011\u6b73\u3060\u3063\u305f\u3002\u305d\u308c\u306f\u79c1\u304c\u73fe\u5728\u6bce\u671d\u82e6\u52b4\u3057\u3066\u3044\u308b\u96fb\u8eca\u306b\u6bd4\u3079\u3066\u306f\u308b\u304b\u306b\u63fa\u308c\u306e\u6fc0\u3057\u3044\u3082\u306e\u3060\u3063\u305f\u3051\u308c\u3069\u3082\u3001\u4eba\u304c\u5c11\u306a\u304f\u3001\u79c1\u306f\u305d\u306e\u5149\u666f\u306b\u3042\u307e\u308a\u306b\u9b45\u4e86\u3055\u308c\u3066\u3001\u4ed6\u306e\u4f55\u304b\u3092\u6c17\u306b\u3059\u308b\u3069\u3053\u308d\u3058\u3083\u306a\u304b\u3063\u305f\u3002\u3053\u306e\u4e0d\u601d\u8b70\u306a\u611f\u3058\u306f\u3001\u305d\u306e\u5f8c\u4f55\u5e74\u304b\u7d9a\u3044\u305f\u3051\u308c\u3069\u3001\u6771\u4eac\u306e\u96fb\u8eca\u3067\u3057\u306e\u304e\u3042\u3044\u3092\u3059\u308b\u3053\u3068\u308f\u305a\u304b\u6570\u30f6\u6708\u3067\u3001\u79c1\u306e\u5fc3\u306f\u5909\u308f\u3063\u305f\u3002\u6771\u4eac\u306b\u4f4f\u3093\u3067\u5b66\u3093\u3060\u3053\u3068\u304c\u4e00\u3064\u3042\u308b\u3068\u3059\u308c\u3070\u3001\u6771\u4eac\u3068\u3044\u3046\u90fd\u5e02\u306b\u306f\u305d\u306e\u9b45\u529b\u3092\u6d88\u3057\u3066\u3057\u307e\u3046\u4f55\u304b\u304c\u3042\u308b\u3068\u3044\u3046\u3053\u3068\u3060\u3002<p \/>\r\n\r\n<p>Now when I get on a train, and it\u2019s packed and I am pushed towards a bunch of other folks \u2026 am I supposed to face the person I get shoved to? Because it would be weird if I get pushed towards someone then suddenly turn my back as I am about to reach her, no? Besides, no matter which way I point my nose towards, I am still faced with the predicament of where to put my hands.<p \/>\r\n\r\n<p>\u6df7\u96d1\u3057\u305f\u96fb\u8eca\u306b\u4e57\u308b\u3068\u3001\u79c1\u306f\u4eba\u3005\u306e\u7fa4\u308c\u306b\u5411\u304b\u3063\u3066\u62bc\u3057\u8fbc\u307e\u308c\u308b\u2026 \u79c1\u306f\u81ea\u5206\u304c\u62bc\u3057\u8fbc\u307e\u308c\u305f\u5148\u306b\u3044\u308b\u4eba\u3068\u9762\u3068\u5411\u304b\u3063\u3066\u3044\u308b\u3079\u304d\u306a\u306e\uff1f \u3060\u3063\u3066\u3001\u79c1\u304c\u8ab0\u304b\u306b\u5411\u304b\u3063\u3066\u62bc\u3057\u8fbc\u307e\u308c\u3066\u3044\u3066\u3001\u305d\u306e\u4eba\u306b\u3076\u3064\u304b\u308b\u76f4\u524d\u306b\u7a81\u7136\u80cc\u3092\u5411\u3051\u305f\u3089\u5909\u3058\u3083\u306a\u3044\uff1f\u3069\u3061\u3089\u306b\u9f3b\u3092\u5411\u3051\u308b\u306b\u305b\u3088\u3001\u305d\u308c\u3068\u306f\u5225\u306b\u300c\u3069\u3053\u306b\u81ea\u5206\u306e\u624b\u3092\u7f6e\u304f\u3079\u304d\u304b\uff1f\u300d\u3068\u3044\u3046\u8ab2\u984c\u306b\u79c1\u306f\u76f4\u9762\u3057\u3066\u3044\u308b\u3002<p \/>\r\n\r\n<p>See, I\u2019m not exactly the tallest person out there and unless I am directly beside or below any type of handrail, there\u2019s no use extending my hands to reach them for support. So, they just dangle aimlessly on the sides. I\u2019m pretty sure idle hands are the devil\u2019s playground.<p \/>\r\n\r\n<p>\u307b\u3089\u3001\u79c1\u306f\u305d\u306e\u5834\u3067\u4e00\u756a\u80cc\u306e\u9ad8\u3044\u4eba\u3058\u3083\u306a\u3044\u3057\u3001\u81ea\u5206\u304c\u624b\u3059\u308a\u306e\u3059\u3050\u6a2a\u3082\u3057\u304f\u306f\u771f\u4e0b\u306b\u3044\u306a\u3044\u9650\u308a\u3001\u624b\u3092\u4f38\u3070\u3057\u3066\u652f\u3048\u3092\u3064\u304b\u3080\u3001\u3068\u3044\u3046\u3053\u3068\u304c\u3067\u304d\u306a\u3044\u3002 \u3060\u304b\u3089\u3001\u79c1\u306e\u624b\u306f\u76ee\u7684\u3082\u306a\u304f\u4e21\u8107\u306b\u3076\u3089\u4e0b\u304c\u3063\u3066\u3044\u308b\u306e\u3060\u3002\u4ed5\u4e8b\u306e\u306a\u3044\u6687\u306a\u624b\u306f\u60aa\u9b54\u306e\u904a\u3073\u5834\u3060\u3068\u3001\u79c1\u306f\u78ba\u4fe1\u3057\u3066\u3044\u308b\u3002<p \/>\r\n<BR>\r\n<img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/brighture.jp\/b-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2017\/08\/butt-2-eye-1024x540.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1024\" height=\"540\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-1218\" srcset=\"https:\/\/brighture.jp\/b-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2017\/08\/butt-2-eye-1024x540.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/brighture.jp\/b-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2017\/08\/butt-2-eye-300x158.jpg 300w, https:\/\/brighture.jp\/b-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2017\/08\/butt-2-eye-768x405.jpg 768w, https:\/\/brighture.jp\/b-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2017\/08\/butt-2-eye-700x369.jpg 700w, https:\/\/brighture.jp\/b-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2017\/08\/butt-2-eye.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/>\r\n<BR>\r\n<p>I know. I\u2019m overthinking. I have a history of doing that. I have, for one, spent twenty-four years of my life overthinking the simple act of getting on a bike. I wouldn&#8217;t touch the darn thing even when my own sister, six years younger than I am, would teasingly dart past me in her yellow mountain bike.<p \/>\r\n\r\n<p>\u308f\u304b\u3063\u3066\u308b\u3001\u8003\u3048\u3059\u304e\u306a\u306e\u3088\u306d\u3002 \u79c1\u306f\u8003\u3048\u3059\u304e\u306e\u50be\u5411\u304c\u3042\u308b\u3057\u3002 \u79c1\u306f\u4f8b\u3048\u3070\u3001\u81ea\u8ee2\u8eca\u306b\u4e57\u308b\u3068\u3044\u3046\u5358\u7d14\u306a\u884c\u70ba\u3092\u300c\u8003\u3048\u3059\u304e\u308b\u3053\u3068\u300d\u306b\u3001\u81ea\u5206\u306e\u4eba\u751f\u306e24\u5e74\u3092\u8cbb\u3084\u3057\u305f\u3002\u79c1\u306f\u305d\u3093\u306a\u3068\u3093\u3067\u3082\u306a\u3044\u3082\u306e\u306b\u89e6\u3089\u306a\u3044\u3053\u3068\u306b\u3057\u3066\u305f\u3002\u79c1\u3088\u308a6\u3064\u5e74\u4e0b\u306e\u59b9\u304c\u9ec4\u8272\u306e\u30de\u30a6\u30f3\u30c6\u30f3\u30d0\u30a4\u30af\u3067\u3001\u304b\u3089\u304b\u3046\u3088\u3046\u306b\u79c1\u306e\u6a2a\u3092\u3059\u3054\u3044\u901f\u3055\u3067\u901a\u308a\u904e\u304e\u3066\u3082\u3002\r\n\r\n<p>But last week, out of sheer curiosity, I decided to try my hands  (and feet) on it. Two nights of practicing and two legs full of bruises after (I am looking at wearing only long pants in the next two weeks and until now have to plaster on some Hisamistu body patch before going to work), I regret nothing.<p \/>\r\n\r\n<p>\u3060\u3051\u3069\u5148\u9031\u3001\u7d14\u7c8b\u306a\u597d\u5947\u5fc3\u304b\u3089\u3001\u79c1\u306f\u624b\uff08\u3068\u8db3\uff09\u3092\u8a66\u3057\u3066\u307f\u308b\u3053\u3068\u306b\u3057\u305f\u306e\u3002 2\u6669\u306e\u7df4\u7fd2\u3068\u4e21\u811a\u3044\u3063\u3071\u3044\u306e\u3042\u3056\u306e\u5f8c\u3001\uff08\u79c1\u306f\u7fcc2\u9031\u9593 \u9577\u3044\u30d1\u30f3\u30c4\u3057\u304b\u306f\u3051\u306a\u3044\u3068\u601d\u3046\u3057\u3001\u3044\u307e\u3082\u4ed5\u4e8b\u306b\u884c\u304f\u524d\u306b\u4e45\u5149\u306e\u6e7f\u5e03\u3092\u8cbc\u3089\u306a\u304f\u3061\u3083\u306a\u3089\u306a\u3044\u3051\u3069\uff09\u79c1\u306f\u4f55\u3082\u5f8c\u6094\u3057\u3066\u306a\u3044\u3002<p \/>\r\n\r\n<p>By the third night, as I was rushing through the streets with the air blowing on my hair, discovering turns in the neighborhood I never knew excited, I thought &#8211; if such a beautiful experience can come from all those bruises, scratches and body pains, maybe there&#8217;s also a lesson to be learned from all those butts?<p \/>\r\n\r\n<p>3\u65e5\u76ee\u306e\u591c\u3001\u79c1\u306f\u9aea\u306e\u6bdb\u3092\u306a\u3073\u304b\u305b\u306a\u304c\u3089\u901a\u308a\u3092\u7a81\u304d\u9032\u307f\u3001\u3053\u308c\u307e\u3067\u77e5\u3089\u306a\u304b\u3063\u305f\u8fd1\u6240\u306e\u66f2\u304c\u308a\u89d2\u3092\u767a\u898b\u3057\u305f\u3002\u8208\u596e\u3057\u306a\u304c\u3089\u79c1\u306f\u8003\u3048\u305f \uff0d \u3053\u3093\u306a\u7f8e\u3057\u3044\u4f53\u9a13\u304c\u3001\u3059\u3079\u3066\u306e\u3042\u3056\u3001\u3059\u308a\u50b7\u3001\u8eab\u4f53\u306e\u75db\u307f\u304b\u3089\u5f97\u3089\u308c\u308b\u3068\u3057\u305f\u3089\u3001\u79c1\u304c\u89e6\u3063\u3066\u3057\u307e\u3063\u305f\u304a\u3057\u308a\u304b\u3089\u5b66\u3076\u3079\u304d\u6559\u8a13\u3082\u3042\u308b\u3093\u3058\u3083\u306a\u3044\u304b\u3057\u3089\uff1f<p \/>\r\n<BR>\r\n<img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/brighture.jp\/b-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2017\/08\/butt-3-1024x538.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1024\" height=\"538\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-1216\" srcset=\"https:\/\/brighture.jp\/b-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2017\/08\/butt-3-1024x538.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/brighture.jp\/b-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2017\/08\/butt-3-300x158.jpg 300w, https:\/\/brighture.jp\/b-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2017\/08\/butt-3-768x404.jpg 768w, https:\/\/brighture.jp\/b-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2017\/08\/butt-3-700x368.jpg 700w, https:\/\/brighture.jp\/b-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2017\/08\/butt-3.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/>\r\n<BR>\r\n<p>Or not. The simpler explanation is that I&#8217;m just, as always, a klutz.<p \/>\r\n\r\n<p>\u3046\u30fc\u3093\u2026\u306a\u3044\u304b\u3082\u306d\u3002\u3082\u3063\u3068\u660e\u5feb\u306a\u8aac\u660e\u306f\u3044\u3064\u3082\u901a\u308a\u3001\u79c1\u304c\u305f\u3060\u306e\u3076\u304d\u3063\u3061\u3087\u3060\u3063\u3066\u3053\u3068\u3002<p \/>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not that I\u2019m counting but \u2026 six. 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